The Origins of the Wombat of Wrath

And the God of the People did sayeth to His People: "Fear ye My vengence! For it will be Terrible and Mighty!"

And the People did trembleth at the words of the God.

The God wenteth on to sayeth: "Harken, and beholdeth the form of My wrath!" And the God did bringeth forth the form of the Wombat of His Wrath.

And the People did sayeth: "...???..."

The God did sayeth: "Yea verily, My People shall learneth that they should feareth the God."

And the People did sayeth: "... but it's a wombat ..."

The God did ignoreth the People. He did continue to sayeth: "Yea verily, there will be great gnashingeth of teeth and wailingeth in all the Land when This Guy getteth going!"

And the People did sayeth: "... but it's cute and furry ..."

The God did giveth the People the Hairy Eyeball. And the God wenteth on to sayeth: "The Wombat of My Wrath iseth NOT cute and furry ... OK, so he iseth furry, but he will bringeth great destruction and a mighty sore arse to ye who do not feareth me, and that iseth NOT cute!"

And the People did sayeth: "Yeah, right ..."

And the God did spitteth the dummy, and did smiteth the People with great thunderbolts until they were a great pile of smolderingeth char. The God then thoughteth to Himself, "Dammit, I kneweth I should have gone with the llama ..."

And the Wombat of Wrath tooketh up searching for a good curry place and playing Counter-strike, Quake III and Tribes 2 for something to do to passeth the time.